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copied from internet. and just for fun:

1.Police: You'll be hanged to death tomorrow in the Morning at 5 AM.

Culprit: He He! I dont get up before 8

2.Son (While Filling Out An Application Form): Dad,What should i write here for MOTHER TONGUE ?

DAD: Very Long !

3.Height Of Fashion: A 1 year old asking his Mom for low waist Diapers

4.A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's... She changes it quite often

5.Think about yourself atleast once in your lifetime, or you may miss the best comedy in your life

6.I know a day will come when the world will celebrate your personality, your thoughts, your ideas, your talent and your smartness.Just wait for TOMORROW

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1) could you fax me your pic?
very very urgently......mind u its really very urgent damn serious and important..... i am playing cards and we have misplaced the joker.

2) men's sexual stages.........
20's........ try daily
30's........ try weekly
40's........ try monthly
50's........try and try
60's....... try and cry
70's ..... try and die................

3) boy goes for a blood test........
nurse took the sample ........ cant find cotton .... so she sucks the blood of his finger........
boy is amazed and happy.......... so he asks .......
can i have a urine test done too????

4) a small monkey asks his mother...........
mommy ............ why are we so ugly...........?
mother replies........ you should thank God.....
look at the person who is reading this message........

5) masturbation: Shaking hands with the unemployed
6) Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.